PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN DAY 10
INTENTIONS AND CONSIDERATIONS
11-7 Being frugal, rarely vacationing, and not subscribing to cable television allowed Linden Swift to accumulate funds for a special 82nd birthday event in early January 2012. The New Hampshire Presidential primary election was selected. Winning is the primary goal. Being under funded and probably the oldest candidate means that it would take a miracle to achieve this goal. Republican National Convention selection would require a second miracle. Therefore, a secondary goal is to exceed the 362 votes Al Sharpton amassed in a previous election. This could result in Linden being awarded his own TV show.
11-7 Read 1 Corinthians 9:24.
11-7 Consider Herman Cain for VP: a man with uncommon ability. Being twice as black as the President, he should receive twice as many racist motivated votes.
11-8 Consider Sarah Palin for VP: a woman with uncommon knowledge and ability. Even knows where Naknek, Alaska is located.
11-7 Campaign donations will not be solicited or accepted until after the Republican Convention.
11-9 Foreign policy will be set after reviewing recent successes. WAIT!…there are none!!! Now what?
11-7 Following completion of my term(s) I will have my Presidential pension reduced 10% per year until it reaches the level of workforce (non governmental) average pay.
11-10 If interns are allowed in my White House, they will not be allowed under my Presidential desk.
11-11 Linden will never refer to the Marine Corps as Marine Corpse.
11-14 If it is true that three former Fannie Mae executives and now President Obama helpers received almost 300 million dollars in bonuses, Linden, if elected, will attempt prosecution of them and others.
11-15 Linden plans to not authorize a Linden Swift Presidential Library at any time.
11-16 My You Tube Presidential Announcement video has the added comment, “you are such a racist.” I thought I was just presenting simple mathematics.
11-17 If elected, my Press Secretary will start press briefings by questioning the press about lack of coverage of important stories.
11-18 GOOD NEWS!!! I was just informed that my name will appear second on the New Hampshire ballot. This means that every uncommitted voter there should see my name. Maybe we will secure the hoped for 363 votes.
11-8 Feel free to match this distribution by Sharon Herbitter of Alabama:
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ALL OF HIS CAMPAIGN COSTS ARE PAID BY LINDEN SWIFT
BLATANT SELF PROMOTION
View any of the 10 books I have written and/or published thru http://www.augustinservices.com/ select “Books For Sale” then authors Robert Shelton, Edna Swift Northerner, or Linden Swift. Their on-line ordering system is under development so expect ordering difficulty.
My Presidential announcement video is at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Us0BOvvyLU the 13 songs I composed and recorded are also found there. Some of my poetry will be there soon.
LINDEN’S LIFE
Thursday is the day that five of us meet for an always pleasant breakfast. In the evening, I went to an affair honoring Kent McPhail for his service to the Chamber of Commerce.
SUNDAY SCHOOL CLASS BOOK AUTHORS
William Furman: “A Man of the Prairie” purchase at amazon.com, barnes&noble.com, or authorhouse.com. Linden has read and enjoyed it.
Ronald Hera: “Bethlehem’s Brothers”purchase at amazon.com, barnes&noble.com, or authorhouse.com. Early on, Linden did a scan edit of maybe the first 150 pages. Liked it and will read soon.
Larry Vandeventer: “Dr. Larry’s Home Remedy” purchase at authorhouse.com
Linden Swift: “God Is Also Wrath” check ordering info above or see Linden.
Comments link below has been disabled, send to Linden at lswift8@aol.com
11-7 Being frugal, rarely vacationing, and not subscribing to cable television allowed Linden Swift to accumulate funds for a special 82nd birthday event in early January 2012. The New Hampshire Presidential primary election was selected. Winning is the primary goal. Being under funded and probably the oldest candidate means that it would take a miracle to achieve this goal. Republican National Convention selection would require a second miracle. Therefore, a secondary goal is to exceed the 362 votes Al Sharpton amassed in a previous election. This could result in Linden being awarded his own TV show.
11-7 Read 1 Corinthians 9:24.
11-7 Consider Herman Cain for VP: a man with uncommon ability. Being twice as black as the President, he should receive twice as many racist motivated votes.
11-8 Consider Sarah Palin for VP: a woman with uncommon knowledge and ability. Even knows where Naknek, Alaska is located.
11-7 Campaign donations will not be solicited or accepted until after the Republican Convention.
11-9 Foreign policy will be set after reviewing recent successes. WAIT!…there are none!!! Now what?
11-7 Following completion of my term(s) I will have my Presidential pension reduced 10% per year until it reaches the level of workforce (non governmental) average pay.
11-10 If interns are allowed in my White House, they will not be allowed under my Presidential desk.
11-11 Linden will never refer to the Marine Corps as Marine Corpse.
11-14 If it is true that three former Fannie Mae executives and now President Obama helpers received almost 300 million dollars in bonuses, Linden, if elected, will attempt prosecution of them and others.
11-15 Linden plans to not authorize a Linden Swift Presidential Library at any time.
11-16 My You Tube Presidential Announcement video has the added comment, “you are such a racist.” I thought I was just presenting simple mathematics.
11-17 If elected, my Press Secretary will start press briefings by questioning the press about lack of coverage of important stories.
11-18 GOOD NEWS!!! I was just informed that my name will appear second on the New Hampshire ballot. This means that every uncommitted voter there should see my name. Maybe we will secure the hoped for 363 votes.
11-8 Feel free to match this distribution by Sharon Herbitter of Alabama:
”
ALL OF HIS CAMPAIGN COSTS ARE PAID BY LINDEN SWIFT
BLATANT SELF PROMOTION
View any of the 10 books I have written and/or published thru http://www.augustinservices.com/ select “Books For Sale” then authors Robert Shelton, Edna Swift Northerner, or Linden Swift. Their on-line ordering system is under development so expect ordering difficulty.
My Presidential announcement video is at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Us0BOvvyLU the 13 songs I composed and recorded are also found there. Some of my poetry will be there soon.
LINDEN’S LIFE
Thursday is the day that five of us meet for an always pleasant breakfast. In the evening, I went to an affair honoring Kent McPhail for his service to the Chamber of Commerce.
SUNDAY SCHOOL CLASS BOOK AUTHORS
William Furman: “A Man of the Prairie” purchase at amazon.com, barnes&noble.com, or authorhouse.com. Linden has read and enjoyed it.
Ronald Hera: “Bethlehem’s Brothers”purchase at amazon.com, barnes&noble.com, or authorhouse.com. Early on, Linden did a scan edit of maybe the first 150 pages. Liked it and will read soon.
Larry Vandeventer: “Dr. Larry’s Home Remedy” purchase at authorhouse.com
Linden Swift: “God Is Also Wrath” check ordering info above or see Linden.
Comments link below has been disabled, send to Linden at lswift8@aol.com
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