PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN ANNOUNCEMENT
INTENTIONS AND CONSIDERATIONS
11-7 Being frugal, rarely vacationing, and not subscribing to cable television allowed Linden Swift to accumulate funds for a special 82nd birthday event in early January 2012. The New Hampshire Presidential primary election was selected. Winning is the primary goal. Being under funded and probably the oldest candidate means that it would take a miracle to achieve this goal. Republican National Convention selection would require a second miracle. Therefore, a secondary goal is to exceed the 362 votes Al Sharpton amassed in a previous election. This could result in Linden being awarded his own TV show.
11-7 Read 1 Corinthians 9:24.
11-7 Consider Herman Cain for VP: a man with uncommon ability. Being twice as black as the President, he should receive twice as many racist motivated votes.
11-7 Campaign donations will not be solicited or accepted until after the Republican Convention.
11-7 Following completion of my term(s) I will have my Presidential pension reduced 10% per year until it reaches the level of workforce (non governmental) average pay.
ALL OF HIS CAMPAIGN COSTS ARE PAID BY LINDEN SWIFT
BLATANT SELF PROMOTION
View any of the 10 books I have written and/or published thru http://www.augustinservices.com/ select “Books For Sale” then authors Robert Shelton, Edna Swift Northerner, or Linden Swift. Their on-line ordering system is under development so expect ordering difficulty.
Listen to any of Linden’s 13 songs at youtube.com, his Presidential announcement video will be on You Tube soon as will some of his poetry presentations.
LINDEN’S LIFE
Friday: Men’s Prayer Breakfast at Plainfield Christian Church at 6:00. Sandi cleaned my place while I was there. Dinner and euchre with friends in the evening.
Saturday: Men’s Prayer Breakfast at Chapel Rock Christian Church at 7:30. Donna brought me an article about the Pilgrimage in Spain…same as I took 4 years ago. Watched a good Cain/Gingrich discussion.
Sunday: Worship and Sunday school at PCC in the morning.
SUNDAY SCHOOL CLASS BOOK AUTHORS
William Furman: “A Man of the Prairie” purchase at amazon.com, barnes&noble.com, or authorhouse.com. Linden has read and enjoyed it.
Ronald Hera: “Bethlehem’s Brothers”purchase at amazon.com, barnes&noble.com, or authorhouse.com. Early on, Linden did a scan edit of maybe the first 150 pages. Liked it and will read soon.
Larry Vandeventer: “Dr. Larry’s Home Remedy” purchase at authorhouse.com
Linden Swift: “God Is Also Wrath” check ordering info above or see Linden.
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