Friday, November 25, 2011

PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN DAY 14

INTENTIONS AND CONSIDERATIONS

11-7 Being frugal, rarely vacationing, and not subscribing to cable television allowed Linden Swift to accumulate funds for a special 82nd birthday event in early January 2012. The New Hampshire Presidential primary election was selected. Winning is the primary goal. Being under funded and probably the oldest candidate means that it would take a miracle to achieve this goal. Republican National Convention selection would require a second miracle. Therefore, a secondary goal is to exceed the 362 votes Al Sharpton amassed in a previous election.  This could result in  Linden being awarded  his own  TV show.
11-7 Read 1 Corinthians 9:24.
11-7 Consider Herman Cain for VP: a man with uncommon ability. Being twice as black as the President, he should receive twice as many racist motivated votes.
11-8 Consider Sarah Palin for VP: a woman with uncommon knowledge and ability. Even knows where Naknek, Alaska is located.
11-7 Campaign donations will not be solicited or accepted until after the Republican Convention.
11-9 Foreign policy will be set after reviewing recent successes. WAIT!…there are none!!! Now what?
11-7 Following completion of my term(s) I will have my Presidential pension  reduced 10% per year until it reaches the level of workforce (non governmental) average pay.
11-10 If interns are allowed in my White House, they will not be allowed under my Presidential desk.
11-11 Linden will never refer to the Marine Corps as Marine Corpse.
11-14 If it is true that three former Fannie Mae executives and now President Obama helpers received almost 300 million dollars in bonuses, Linden, if elected, will attempt prosecution of them and others.
11-15 Linden plans to not authorize a Linden Swift Presidential Library at any time.
11-16 My You Tube Presidential Announcement video has the added comment, “you are such a racist.” I thought I was just presenting simple mathematics.
11-17 If elected, my Press Secretary will start press briefings by questioning the press about lack of  coverage of important stories.
11-18 GOOD NEWS!!! I was just informed that my name will appear second on the New Hampshire ballot.  This means that every uncommitted voter there should see my name. Maybe we will secure the hoped for 363 votes.
11-21 If elected, Linden will attempt to reduce U.S. contributions to the U.N. to little more than one half of one percent of the total cost…call that fairness.
11-22 If elected, Linden will not be issuing dietary advice from the White House.
11-23 If elected, Linden plans to fully discourage baseline budgeting.
11-25 If elected, Linden plans to fully discourage actions such as favored stock market trading.
11-8 Feel free to match this distribution by Sharon Herbitter of Alabama:
“Today I'm so thankful for my dear friend, Linden Swift. He has decided not to let a lack of funds, zero name recognition, or the fact that he'll turn 82 in two months keep him from seeking the New Hampshire Republican presidential nomination. Linden accomplishes twice as much in a day as most folks in their twenties do. He recently recorded his first cd, created a board game (to help homeschoolers learn about finances), and he writes a new book every time I turn around! He delights and inspires me. Wish I could vote for you, Linden! ♥ ♥ ♥
ALL OF HIS CAMPAIGN COSTS ARE PAID BY LINDEN SWIFT

BLATANT SELF PROMOTION

View any of the 10 books I have written and/or published thru http://www.augustinservices.com/ select “Books  For Sale” then authors Robert Shelton, Edna Swift  Northerner, or Linden Swift. Their on-line ordering system is under development so expect ordering difficulty.
My Presidential announcement video is at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Us0BOvvyLU the 13 songs I composed and recorded are also found there. Some of my poetry will be there soon.
LINDEN’S LIFE

Thanksgiving was such a good day: first, Sam and Shirley treated seven of us to a great meal at the former Officers Club at Ft. Harrison. Then, we went to their house for a nice visit. In the evening, Julie, Kenneth, and Jade came by for a too short visit…it is always great to see them…Jade is growing like a weed. Brian had called while I was with Sam and the group and called again for a short visit in the evening. I am so blest.

SUNDAY SCHOOL CLASS BOOK AUTHORS

William Furman: “A Man of the Prairie” purchase at amazon.com, barnes&noble.com, or authorhouse.com. Linden has read and enjoyed it.
Ronald Hera: “Bethlehem’s Brothers”purchase at amazon.com, barnes&noble.com, or authorhouse.com. It was good to revisit this completed and very good effort.
Larry Vandeventer: “Dr. Larry’s Home Remedy” purchase at authorhouse.com
Linden Swift: “God Is Also Wrath” check ordering info above or see Linden.
Comments link below has been disabled, send to Linden at lswift8@aol.com

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