PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN DAY 20

INTENTIONS AND CONSIDERATIONS

11-7 Being frugal, rarely vacationing, and not subscribing to cable television allowed Linden Swift to accumulate funds for a special 82^nd birthday event in early January 2012. The New Hampshire Presidential primary election was selected. Winning is the primary goal. Being under funded and probably the oldest candidate means that it would take a miracle to achieve this goal. Republican National Convention selection would require a second miracle. Therefore, a secondary goal is to exceed the 362 votes Al Sharpton amassed in a previous election.  This could result in  Linden being awarded  his own  TV show.

11-7 Read 1 Corinthians 9:24.

11-7 Consider Herman Cain for VP: a man with uncommon ability. Being twice as black as the President, he should receive twice as many racist motivated votes.

11-8 Consider Sarah Palin for VP: a woman with uncommon knowledge and ability. Even knows where Naknek, Alaska is located.

11-7 Campaign donations will not be solicited or accepted until after the Republican Convention.

11-9 Foreign policy will be set after reviewing recent successes. WAIT!…there are none!!! Now what?

11-7 Following completion of my term(s) I will have my Presidential pension  reduced 10% per year until it reaches the level of workforce (non governmental) average pay.

11-10 If interns are allowed in my White House, they will not be allowed under my Presidential desk.

11-11 Linden will never refer to the Marine Corps as Marine Corpse.

11-14 If it is true that three former Fannie Mae executives and now President Obama helpers received almost 300 million dollars in bonuses, Linden, if elected, will attempt prosecution of them and others.

11-15 Linden plans to not authorize a Linden Swift Presidential Library at any time.

11-16 My You Tube Presidential Announcement video has the added comment, “you are such a racist.” I thought I was just presenting simple mathematics.

11-17 If elected, my Press Secretary will start press briefings by questioning the press about lack of  coverage of important stories.

11-18 GOOD NEWS!!! I was just informed that my name will appear second on the New Hampshire ballot.  This means that every uncommitted voter there should see my name. Maybe we will secure the hoped for 363 votes.

11-21 If elected, Linden will attempt to reduce U.S. contributions to the U.N. to little more than one half of one percent of the total cost…call that fairness.

11-22 If elected, Linden will not be issuing dietary advice from the White House.

11-23 If elected, Linden plans to fully discourage baseline budgeting.

11-25 If elected, Linden plans to fully discourage actions such as favored stock market trading.

11-28 After quickly viewing the New Hampshire list of 14 democrat Presidential candidates, including our current President, if forced to pick from that list, Linden would choose Vermin Supreme.

11-29 Christian action: Linden fully forgives those on the Editorial Board of the Manchester, NH Union Leader for endorsing a Presidential Candidate other than Linden.

11-30 GREAT NEWS!!! Barney Frank will leave Congress. Bad result: taxpayer funded pension.

12-1 If elected, Linden will work to change or perhaps abolish the National Labor Relations Board.

12-2 If Elected, Linden, as opposed to our current President, will not condone the expenditure of taxpayer funds to purchase books he has written.

12-5 Linden will continue to consider Herman Cain as his running mate: Linden believes the accusations made against Herman are without merit.

11-8 Feel free to match this distribution by Sharon Herbitter of Alabama:

“Today I'm so thankful for my dear friend, Linden Swift. He has decided not to let a lack of funds, zero name recognition, or the fact that he'll turn 82 in two months keep him from seeking the New Hampshire Republican presidential nomination. Linden accomplishes twice as much in a day as most folks in their twenties do. He recently recorded his first cd, created a board game (to help homeschoolers learn about finances), and he writes a new book every time I turn around! He delights and inspires me. Wish I could vote for you, Linden! ♥ ♥ ♥”
ALL OF HIS CAMPAIGN COSTS ARE PAID BY LINDEN SWIFT

BLATANT SELF PROMOTION

View any of the 10 books I have written and/or published thru http://www.augustinservices.com/ select “Books  For Sale” then authors Robert Shelton, Edna Swift  Northerner, or Linden Swift. Their on-line ordering system is under development so expect ordering difficulty.

My Presidential announcement video is at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Us0BOvvyLU the 13 songs I composed and recorded are also found there. Some of my poetry will be there soon.

LINDEN’S LIFE

Saturday brought a great men’s meeting at Chapel Rock Christian Church and Sunday was church and Sunday school…nothing else of great moment.

SUNDAY SCHOOL CLASS BOOK AUTHORS

William Furman: “A Man of the Prairie” purchase at amazon.com, barnes&noble.com, or authorhouse.com. Linden has read and enjoyed it.

Ronald Hera: “Bethlehem’s Brothers”purchase at amazon.com, barnes&noble.com, or authorhouse.com. It was good to revisit this completed and very good effort.

Larry Vandeventer: “Dr. Larry’s Home Remedy” purchase at authorhouse.com

Linden Swift: “God Is Also Wrath” check ordering info above or see Linden.

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